A non-beer-related haiku

Snooze button

Each alarm clock ring

Is the egg of a new day

Which I’ll have scrambled.

Circles of hell

1. Spammers
2. Spammers that put paper spam under your windscreen wipers.
3. Spammers that put paper spam under your windscreen wipers in the rain, so the paper smears all over your windscreen.
4. Spammers that put paper spam with their business card stapled to it under your windscreen wipers in the rain, so the paper smears all over your windscreen and your windscreen gets scratched.

In the last category, I would like to introduce Mr. James Wilsey, of TouchUpGuys.